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> > How to kill a lion?
> >
> > Rajnikanth Method:
> >
> > 1. Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
> > anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in
> > fear itself.
> > 2. Remove the make-up and put it over the lion. The lion
> > will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.
> >
> > Kamal Method:
> >
> > Go near the lion and cry like anything.... The Lion will
> > die of sorrow !
> >
> > Jayalalitha Method:
> >
> > Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
> > kill it, while it's sleeping !
> >
> > Manirathnam Method :
> >
> > Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the
> > lion in a dark room with a single candle lit. Keep
> > murmering something in its ears... The lion will be
> > highly irritated and commit suicide.
> >
> > Balachander Method :
> >
> > Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness
> > fall in love with each other. Send another lioness
> into the forest, followed by another lion. First lion
> > loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the
> > 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now
> > send another lioness(third) into the forest. You dont
> > understand right..... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then
> > also u wont !
> >
> > Bharathiraja Method:
> >
> > Send Napoleon and kill it with Thirupacchi aruva.
> >
> > Shankar method:
> >
> > Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
> > good scenic location.
> >
> > Vijaykanth method:
> >
> > Bring 5 more lions.Fight with them and kill all of
> > them expect one.Then give some advice on patriotism to the
> > remaining one.This lion will become a cow.
> >
> > T.Rajendar method:
> >
> > Bring one lioness.Make ur lion to fall in love with
> > the lioness.Arrange for some 6 or 7 songs(make sure
> > that none of them are duets)....Finally see to it that
> > the love is broken.Lion will die of love failiure
> >
> > Shahrukh Khan method:
> >
> > Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion
> > watch the movie.
> >
> > Govinda method:
> >
> > Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
> >
> > Rahul Dravid method:
> >
> > Ask the lion to bowl to u. U bat for 200 balls and
> > score 1 run.
> >
> > Maneka Gandhi method:
> >
> > Save the lion from danger and feed him with some
> > vegetables continously.
> >
> > George Bush method:
> >
> > Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him.
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