Sardar

>

>How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??

>He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!

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>Sardarji & Bengali

>

>One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......

>Sardarji: We have to learn Bengali language within 6 months or we

>will not

>be Able to communicate with my child.

>Friend: Is it! Why?

>Sardarji: We have adopted a bengali child and it will start to speak

>after 6

>mths.

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>

>BANTA SINGH - BEST OF ALL

>

>Friend: What are you looking at?

>Banta Singh: I know your Password, hee, hee.

>Friend: all right, what is my Password if you saw it?

>Banta Singh: four asterisks!

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>

>Banta Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.

>Friend: condolence, my friend.

>After 2 minutes Banta Singh cries even louder

>Friend: what now?

>Banta Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!

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>

>Banta Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

>Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

>Banta Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet

>yet!!

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>Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low,

>all

>over the living room. She asked him: "What are you so frantically

>searching?"

>Santa: "Hidden cameras!"

>Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"

>Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television

>Saying you

>are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am

>watching?"

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>Titanic is sinking.... Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying,

>running or

>praying to god...

>Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.

>Italian : How far is land, from here ?

>Sardarji : Two miles.

>Italian : Only two miles!?.... then why are these fools making

>noise. I have

>got the experience

>of swimming even more.

>Sardarji : ??????.....

>(The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the

>layer to

>ask something again)

>Italian : Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here?

>Sardarji : Downwards .....

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