Here r some surd jokes

Here r some surd jokes.............

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily

>newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to

>deliver a speech about railway department

>improvements. His coach was the last coach in the

>train. The train was moving very fast and so

>sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made

>him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the

>event, next day in the meeting, his first point

>towards improvement of railway deparrtment was

>""There should not be last coach in any train.""

>Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his

>University final examination. He takes his seat

>in the examination hall, stares at the question

>paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of

>inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them

>out of the window. He then removes his turban and

>throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks

>and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed,

>approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I

>am only following the instructions yaar," he says,

>" it says here, 'Answer the following questions in

>brief'.

>Banta singh finished his English exam and came

>out. His friends asked him how did he do his

>exam, for that he replied "Exam was okay, but for

>the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought,

>thought ... and atlast I wrote THUNK !!!"

>Sardar gets an oppurtunity to fly to a near by

>country. Sardar never has been on an airplane

>anywhere and got so excited and tensed. As soon

>as he boarded the plane, a BOEING 747, started

>jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat

>and shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!!

>BOEING....'. He forgets what's around, and even

>the pilot in the cock-pit could hear the noise.

>Annoyed by the sound, the Pilot came out and

>shouted 'BE SILENT!'. There was pin-drop silence

>every where and everybody is looking at the Sardar

>and the angry Pilot. Sardar starred at the Pilot

>in silence for a moment and all of a sudden

>started shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!!

>OEING!!!...'.

>Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering

>two beers took some sandwiches out of their

>packets and started to eat them. 'You can't eat

>your own sandwiches in here,' complained the

>pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped their

>sandwiches.

>Mr. Jaswanth singh went to a grocery stores

>collected the grocery and came to the counter and

>person at the counter started preparing bill for

>the items. Singh asked " Where is the fat ?" ,

>person didn't understand what singh was saying and

>said " Excuse me sir, FAT???" Sardar : "Yes Fat,

>Give me the fat" Sardar started shouting and

>arguing with the person and all people gathered

>and Manager of that grocery stores came there and

>asked sardar about the problem. Then sardar said,

>Hey Manager! Look, I took a yogurt from your

>stores and it was written "FAT FREE" on that but

>this guy is not giving me the fat.

>In a party one of Zail Singh's friends asked him

>How many chappathis he could eat in an empty

>stomach. Zail replied "Seven". Then his friend

>told him "When U eat the first chappathi your

>stomach is no longer empty .Then how can U eat

>seven ??". Zail was impressed by this tricky

>question. So as soon as he went back home he

>asked his wife " How many chappathis can you eat

>in an empty stomach ??". She replied "Five".

>Then Zail told " Shit!! If only you had told

>seven I had a nice reply for it"

>One day sardarji decides that he is fed up of

>Sardarji being called fools. So he decides to

>fool the others and show them that they too are

>fools. Our friend goes to the top of Kutubminar

>in delhi and peeps down from the top with a lot of

>interest. Somebody taps him on the back and asks,

>"Sardarji what r u looking" our freind replies

>"sssssshhhhhhh, Stand in the line.." After

>sometime ,somebody asks the same question to the

>second guy and he gives the same reply. This goes

>on . After a while our freind sees that the line

>has reached the bottom of kutubinar. So he feels

>very happy that he has succeeded in fooling so

>many people & decides to tell turn back. He does

>so , and... HE SEES A LINE OF SARDARJI'S ALL THE

>WAY TO THE BOTTOM

>Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his

>University final examination which consists of Y/N

>type questions. He takes his seat in the

>Examination hall, stares at the question paper for

>five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration

>takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts

>tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y

>for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he

>is all done whereas the rest of the class is

>sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he

>is seen desperatley throwing the coin, swearing

>and sweating. The invigilator,alarmed, approaches

>him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I finished

>the exam in half an hour". "But yaar", he says, "

>I am rechecking my answers."

>Here is the unpublished paper for PEMEE (Punjab

>Engineering and Medical Entrance Examination)

>-PUNJAB ENGINEERING & MEDICAL ENTRANCE EXAM-

>Time Limit: 3 Weeks

>1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu ?

>2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian

>Empire with particular reference to

>architecture, literature, law and social

>conditions

>-OR-

>give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

>3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build

>a bridge (b)sail the ocean (c) lead an army or

>(d) WRITE A PLAY

>4. What religion is the Pope?

>(a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e)

>Agnostic (check only one)

>5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0

>meters?

>6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12

>and the little hand is on the 5?

>7. How many commandments was Moses given?

>(approximately)

>8. What are people in India's far north called?

>(a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners

>9. Spell- Bush, Carter and Clinton

>10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar

>,the last one being Akbar the Sixth. Name

>the previous five.

>11. Where does rain come from? (a) Macy's (b) a

>7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky

>12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of

>Relativity? (a) yes (b) no

>13. What are coat hangers used for?

>14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem

>for what country?

>15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic

>Equilibrium

>-OR-

>spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

>16. Where is the basement in a three story

>building located?

>17. Which part of India produces the most

>oranges? (a)Gujarat (b) Russia (c) Canada

>(d) Pakistan

>18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how

>many apples do you have?

>19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?

>20. The University of Chandigarh tradition for

>efficiency began when (approximately)? (a)

>B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting

>You must answer at least three questions correctly

>to qualify.

>A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He

>goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his

>ticket number. The Sardar says, "I want my 20

>lakhs. The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't

>work that way. We give you one lakh today and

>then you'll get the rest spread out for the next

>19 weeks." The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all

>my money right now! I won it and I want it."

>Again, the man explained that he would only get a

>lakh that day and the rest during the next 19

>weeks. The Sardar, furious with the man, screams

>out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going

>to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my

>five rupees back!"

>A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily.

>After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts

>washing the basin instead. The manager comes

>running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe

>ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to

>idhar board lagaya hai,"Wash Basin".

>Four Sardarji's were waiting a on Railway Platform

>for the "Punjab Mail". As they were waiting an

>announcement is made about the train running late

>by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10

>am will now start at 12 noon. Since there is lots

>of time to kill the four sardarjis decide to go

>out into the city to spend the time. When they

>get back to the station they see "Punjab Mail"

>just leaving the platform.So sardarjis start

>running desperately to board the train.. One

>ofthem manages to catch the 6th boggie Another got

>almost the last boggie and the other two got left

>behind. When the two Sardarji 's who managed to

>get into the train met each other in one of the

>bogies they started laughing uncontrollably. They

>go on laughing .....laughing ....and laughing.

>Now the other passengers get bit curious and one

>of them asked the Sardarji's .... "Arre, what's

>so funny ? Why are you both laughing so madly?

>One of the Sardarji's managed to reply " Actually

>the two who were supposed to take this train got

>left behind......we ....just came to see them off

>!!!!!!!!!!"

>A sardarji is standing on platform no.1 waiting

>for the punjab mail toarrive. There is an

>anouncement "Passengers to note.. Train no 234 dn

>Punjab mail from New Delhi will be arriving on

>`platform` no.1 shortly." Hearing this sardarji

>gets panicky..He immediately picked up his

>baggage, jumped on to the railway track and stood

>there..

>Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days

>because somebody had told him that it is wrong to

>sleep with married women..

>Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City

>to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and

>gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There

>is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take

>an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have

>three engines left." Thirty minutes later the

>captain announced, "One more engine has failed and

>the flight will take an additional two hours. But

>don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two

>engines." An hour later the captain announced,

>"One more engine has failed and our arrival will

>be delayed another three hours. But don't worry

>.. we still have one engine left." A sardarji

>passenger turned to the man in the next seat and

>remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up

>here all day!"

>Diana murder mystery solved The latest theory is

>that the driver of the Mercedes, Henri Paul, was

>actually a sardar whose family migrated to France

>when he was 3 yrs old. His name was Harvinder

>Singh Pal, and later he changed it to Henri Paul.

>But what is in a name, after all ! Once a surd,

>always a surd !

>And so when the Paparazzi chasing the car shouted

>Diana, Diana , at 80 mph , Harvinder tried to take

>a right turn.( daina right in hindi ...........

>The rest, as they say, is history

>!!....................)

>Two surdars go for fishing. They catch a lot of

>fish and return to shore. The first surdar says:

>"I hope u remember the spot where we caught all

>those fish." The other answers: "Yes, I made 'X'

>on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You

>idiot!" replies the first." how do u know u will

>get the same boat tomorrow." This sardarji goes

>to the theatre to see Jurassic Park and when the

>Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his

>seat and when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji,

>kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to

>hai" (What Sardarji? Are you afraid of the

>cinema?). Sardarji replies "Aadmihoon aur akkal

>hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar

>hai, usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent(?) man,

>I know it is a movie, but does that animal know

>Three men were applying for the same job as a

>detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish,

>and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask

>each applicant just one question and base his

>decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man

>arrived for his interview, the chief asked him,

>"Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man

>answered without hesitation "The Romans killed

>him." The chief thanked him and he left. When

>the Italian man arrived for his interview, the

>chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus

>was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked

>the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji

>arrived for his interview, he was asked the same

>question. He thought for a long time, before

>saying, "Could I have some time to think about

>it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me

>tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his

>wife asked "How was the interview ?". Pat came

>the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already

>investigating a murder.

>Once, a Madrasi, a Sardar and an American were

>travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something

>went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no

>parachutes with them. So all the three of them

>decided to risk their lives and jump out of their

>planes. First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed

>his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped.

>Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the

>Madrasi removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again

>his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated

>down gently. Seeing this, the American removed

>his shirt and pant and jumped out. Unfortunately,

>they did not do well as a parachute and he began

>to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground. He

>passed by the Madrasi who said - " May that

>ganapathi help you". Then he passed the Sardar.

>The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him

>and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a

>race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let

>go of his turban.

>Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He

>felt sleepy so he gave he guy sitting opposite

>him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when

>the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and

>he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved

>more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep,

>the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When

>the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up,

>and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash

>his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the

>mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?"

>Replied he "The cheat on the trainhas taken my 20

>rupees and woken up someone else".

>Santa and Banta Singh were bitter enemies. Santa

>lived on the 1st and Banta on the 7th floor of the

>same building. One day the lift was out of order

>and Banta Singh decided to play a trick on Santa

>and called him for dinner to his house at 7:30 pm.

>So Santa huffing and puffing manages to reach the

>7th floor. To his dismay he finds a big lock on

>the door and a message - 'HA HA ULLU BANA DIA!'

>Santa is angry but thinks a lot and finally writes

>his reply below Banta's message - 'MAIN TO YAHAN

>AAYA HI NAHIN THA!!'

>Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in

>hospital after he lost his arm in an accident.

>Banta was visiting him in the hospital. Banta:

>"It was really bad that you lost your hand.

>However thank Wahe Guru that it was your left

>hand, since you are right handed." Santa: "It

>is also because of my quick thinking. Actually

>it was the right hand which was going to be

>caught in the machine. Then I realised that I

>am right handed and so switched hands just in

>time!

>Sardar Banta Singh is waiting for a DTC bus on a

>New Delhi bus stop, he is musing over something

>that has bothered him for quite a while ... why

>does everyone make fun of us Sardars. It is so

>unfair. He stops a Taxi Driver Surdar and asks

>him the same Question, the two of them then stop

>an Auto Rickshaw Surd. The Question spreads like

>wild fire. In a Day ... Surds all over India

>want to know why does everyone make fun of us

>Sardars. They think over it and think over it,

>but no one can come up with a reasonable answer.

>A meeting is convened at the Jawaharlal Nehru

>Stadium where all the Intelligent Surds are

>invited. After an day long debate no concrete

>answer. Then they decide to send Banta Singh to

>London to look for the right answer. Banta leaves

>the Next Day. On arriving at Heathrow, Banta

>wastes no time in his search. He asks the first

>Gora He sees. why does everyone make fun of us

>Sardars.The Gora says to Banta. "Look it's very

>Simple, if you can answer a simple question I ask

>you you'll prove to me that this whole thing is

>just propaganda against your people by a jealous

>faction, but if you cant! Then you guys deserve

>to be a laughing stock of everyone." Banta feels

>his skin tingle as he says ..."Okay What is

>Question" "There are Three People in My family"

>the foreigner Explains, "The first is my Lovely

>Daughter Mary Anne, The Second is my Beautiful

>wife Sylvia. Who is that Third Person in My

>Family"? Banta Spews out these Answers as the

>Gora Keeps shaking his head.... ... "May be your

>dad" ... "or else may be your mom" ... "Maybe

>you have a Dog" ... "May be you have a cat" ...

>"Aunt" ... "Uncle" "Grand father" "Give up"!

>asks the foreigner. Banta Nods his head in

>defeat. "Mr. Singh, I am the third person in my

>Family. Now go back to India and give this

>knowledge to your people. If they can't answer

>this simple question. Tell them they are getting

>what they deserve" Two days later, Banta is at

>Center Stage (JNS) with mike in hand. He repeats

>the same question. "There are three people in my

>house. One is my daughter, the other my wife.

>Who is the third one ? Banta Smiles as his fellow

>Sardars try to answer this brain Teaser... "May

>be your mother" ... "Maybe you have a Dog" ...

>"Aunty" ... "May be your dad" ... "etc" ...

>"etc" 80,000 Sardars cant answer a simple

>question, it's time I tell them Banta Thinks. He

>raises his hand, the Sardars are quiet. "Give up"

>He asks "Give up" the Entire Stadium Replies.

>"The third one is " Banta screams into the

>microphone "that foreigner" as he points towards

>London.

>There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In

>order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a

>kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the

>playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,

>and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji

>then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your

>kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag

>& put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide

>on the north side of the city play ground".

>Signed, "A Sardarji". The Sardarji then pinned

>the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to

>show it to his parents. The next morning the

>Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was

>sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji

>opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a

>note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow

>Sardarji ?!"

>Hi friends, Let us take a look at the report

>submitted by sardar to his manager after

>completing his Y2K verification task.

>**********sardar.txt**********

>Dear Sir, Our staff hascompleted the 18 months of

>work on time and on budget. We have gone through

>every line of code in every program in every

>system. We have analyzed all databases, all data

>files, including backups and historic archives,

>and modified all data to reflect the change. We

>are proud to report that we have completed the

>"Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now

>implemented all changes to all rams and all data

>to reflect your new standards: Januark, Februark,

>March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,

>October, November, December As well as: Sundak,

>Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak,

>Saturdak I trust that this is satisfactory,

>because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem

>has made any sense to me. But I understand it is

>a global problem, and our team is glad to help in

>any way possible. And what does the year 2000

>have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do

>you think we ought to do next year when the two

>digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await

>your direction."

>Very Sincerely IQ Singh Y2K Project leader

>You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

>Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to

>makeup his mind.

>Gets stabbed in a shoot out.

>Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

>Tries to drown a fish in waters.

>Thinks socialism means partying.

>Trips over a cordless phone.

>Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

>At the bottom of the application where it says

>"Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."

>Studies for a blood test and fails.

>Sells the car for gas money.

>Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

>Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,

>"Airport left", he turns around and goes home.

>Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the

>floor.

>Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Sardar:

>"No, who wrote it?"

>Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he

>should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six,

>please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

>Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? Because below

>18 was not allowed.

>How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?

>Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.

>What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

>Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his

>mouth.

>How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell

>him a joke on Wednesday.

>What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands

>tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a

>thought.

>Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you

>don't have to re-train them on Monday.

>Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always

>forget the recipe.

>How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw

>it off a cliff.

>What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?

>A wind tunnel.

>What do you see when you look into a Sardar's

>eyes? The back of his head.

>What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand

>grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

>What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?

>Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

>What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?

>Just-one Singh.(Again, T silent)

>Why do Sardars always smile during lightning

>storms? They think their picture is being taken.

>Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their

>shoes? Toes Go In First.

>How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It

>has a stamp on it.

>Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the

>eleven on the phone

>How do you get Sardar on the roof? Tell him the

>drinks are on the house.

>"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked

>skyward and said "Where, Where?

>What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?

>You always hear about them but you never see them.

>Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman

>as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow

>out the head.

>BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier.

>Sardar Hari Singh Purchased a new BMW and was

>driving back to home very happily. On the way the

>car broke down. Sardarji came out of the car and

>opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem.

>Immediately began to sweat. By that time Sardar

>Gani Singh came by that way and saw our sardarji,

>totally confused and sweating, trying to search

>something inside the bonnet, and asked him what

>was the matter. Hari Singh: "The BMW people made

>me fool. They have given me the Car without the

>engine." Gani Singh: "Don't worry. I have spare

>engine in the back of my BMW. You can take that."

>The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight

>kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34

>kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called

>the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but

>he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the

>doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."

>Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with

>the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the

>parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a

>suitcase in the front seat of their car and set

>off. Hari Singh asks "What happens if the bombs

>blast off now". Gani Singh says "Don't worry. I

>have a spare bomb in the back seat"

>Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward

>each other on a country road. Hari Singh carried

>a burlap bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai," Gani

>Singh drawled, "what's in the bag?" "Chickens,"

>was the reply. "If I guess how many, can I have

>one?" "You can have both of them." "OK, Five?"

>Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a

>man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling

>"86, 86, 86". He asks the man, "Excuse me, but

>why are you jumping up and down on this manhole

>cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?" The man says,

>"Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really

>want to know, I can let you go under there and

>find out. He thinks for a moment, then his

>curiosity gets the better of him, and he says,

>Okay." The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps

>into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole

>cover back and starts jumping up and down on it

>yelling "87, 87, 87"...

>Our sardarji was filling up an application form

>for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled

>NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column

>Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to

>be filled there. After much thought he wrote :

>Yes

>Talking about those days when there were no

>mosquito repellents and wehad to spend sleepless

>nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same

>every time he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes

>and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn,

>guooonn." He getsvery irritated. He tries to

>cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.

>Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in

>his hand.He is very kind and not for the blood

>shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as

>he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja

>machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds

>the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his

>hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn,

>guoooonnnnn."

>Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay.

>They managed to get into a double- decker bus.

>Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat,

>But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.

>After a while when the rush is over, Santa went

>upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta

>in a bad condition clutching the seats in front

>with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are

>Banta Singh! What the heck's goin' on? Why are

>you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there

>?" Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a

>driver.

>sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a

>air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat

>of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the

>sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window

>side seat which was actually for an old lady.After

>some time the old lady came and requested the

>sardarji to leave the side seat. But the Sardaji

>told: "I want to see the view from the window and

>shall not leave". The old lady then complained to

>the air hostess. The air hostess came and

>requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But

>sardarji was adament and did not to leave. Then

>the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He

>also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the

>Captain came. He whispered something in the ears

>of the Sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly left

>theside seat and returned to the middle seat.

>Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt.

>asked the capt.what he told to the Sardarji Capt.

>replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the

>middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others

>will go to Jalandhar."

>Santa Singh was shifting his residence. He was

>packing his belongings. By midnight hewas too

>tired and dozed off with the house door open. A

>sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables.

>Banta Singh found it very amusing; the thief was

>doing the job for him! "When this smart guy

>finishes packing, I will catch him". Banta was a

>hefty guy; so when the burglar finished packing,

>Banta Singh jumped on him and tied him up. Then

>he went to the police station and reported the

>matter. "What did you do to the thief"? "I tied

>his hands; you come and collect him". "I hope you

>tied his legs too". Banta Singh felt a cold

>feeling in his spine; he had forgotten about the

>legs. He sat down for a while. Then he cheered

>up and said, "Inspector Sab, the thief, he will

>still be there". "How do you know"? "Well, that

>fellow is also a Sardarji".

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