A FEW OF LIFE'S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

              ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

              ** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

              ** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 

             ** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

              ** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 

             ** Why is a boxing ring square? 

             ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?  

             ** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

              ** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

              ** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you

             turn down the volume on the radio?

              ** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid

             made with real lemons?

              ** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

              ** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

              ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

              ** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

              ** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

              ** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

              ** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that

             little indestructible black box is?

              ** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

              ** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't

             drink and drive?

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